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A week of Israel’s lockdown in Hebron: What’s happened, when will it end?

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·29 Oct, 12:29 pm
A week of Israel’s lockdown in Hebron: What’s happened, when will it end? — UAE
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The Straight Version

Israel has imposed a week-long lockdown in Hebron, involving house demolitions, displacement, and ongoing military raids.

The UNHINGED Take

Converting an entire city into an open-air cage isn't a security policy, it's a psychotic power trip that makes the Geneva Convention look like a polite suggestion.

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ABSOLUTE WAR CRIME CLOWN SHOW / 10

Converting an entire city into an open-air cage isn't a security policy, it's a psychotic power trip that makes the Geneva Convention look like a polite suggestion.

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Converting an entire city into an open-air cage isn't a security policy, it's a psychotic power trip that makes the Geneva Convention look like a polite suggestion. ABSOLUTE WAR CRIME CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/a-week-of-israels-lockdown-in-hebron-what

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