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Afghan farmers pushed to opium farming to make a living

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·29 Oct, 12:42 pm
Afghan farmers pushed to opium farming to make a living — UAE
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The Straight Version

Afghan farmers are resorting to poppy cultivation to survive despite a total government ban on production.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine banning the only thing keeping your people from eating gravel. It is a masterpiece of economic suicide that makes the local bazaar look like a Fortune 500 boardroom.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Imagine banning the only thing keeping your people from eating gravel.

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