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Africa's shifting role in the global drug trade

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·4 Nov, 03:18 pm
Africa's shifting role in the global drug trade — UAE
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The Straight Version

New meth labs have been discovered in Africa, signaling a shift from drug transit to local synthetic production.

The UNHINGED Take

The continent is pivoting from drug courier to DIY chemical plant, turning regional cartels into absolute loose units. Expect the local street pharmacy to get real ugly, real fast.

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The continent is pivoting from drug courier to DIY chemical plant, turning regional cartels into absolute loose units.

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