The Straight Version
Dan S Sullivan, the incumbent Republican senator running for re-election, and allies have accused the Democrats of trying to confuse voters by recruiting Dan J Sullivan to also stand in the race.
The UNHINGED Take
"Alaska Senate candidate denies knowing about alleged plot to put two Dan Sullivans on ballot" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Alaska Senate candidate denies knowing about alleged plot to put two Dan Sullivans on ballot" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Alaska Senate candidate denies knowing about alleged plot to put two Dan Sullivans on ballot" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/alaska-senate-candidate-denies-knowing-about-alleged-plot #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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