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Bolivia declares state of emergency over El Nino weather pattern

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·1 Nov, 04:04 am
Bolivia declares state of emergency over El Nino weather pattern — UAE
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The Straight Version

Bolivia declares emergency, drought kills 75,000 cattle, 78,000 families starve.

The UNHINGED Take

Sure, Bolivia. 75k cows die while you make the gods bleed for a drought. Nature's cruel joke—looks like El Nino is just a more bloodthirsty prankster. Your governors must cheer for shame.

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The Bottom Line

COW‑MISHAP HUMOR / 10

Sure, Bolivia.

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