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Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 01:19 pm
Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade — UAE
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Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade

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"Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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