The Straight Version
Germany's Chancellor Merz nominates Ilse Aigner, Bavarian CSU speaker, as first female president.
The UNHINGED Take
Merz flaps a Megaphone on a jobless throne, squeezing a CSU crook into a woman president role; Aigner tricks the Bavarian politics circus into another diva‑handed nightmare.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Merz flaps a Megaphone on a jobless throne, squeezing a CSU crook into a woman president role; Aigner tricks the Bavarian politics circus into another diva‑handed nightmare.
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Merz flaps a Megaphone on a jobless throne, squeezing a CSU crook into a woman president role; Aigner tricks the Bavarian politics circus into another diva‑handed nightmare. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/chancellor-merz-to-nominate-aigner-as-germ
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