The Straight Version
Diwali celebrations began on Sunday, with people across India and the global diaspora gathering to mark one of the most important festivals in the Hindu tradition. In Ayodhya, believed to be the birthplace of Lord Rama, the deity celebrated during the festival, festivities included performances based on the Hindu epic Ramayana, laser and light shows, live music, fireworks and drone displays.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Diwali: "Diwali: Over one billion people mark victory of light over darkness". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Diwali: "Diwali: Over one billion people mark victory of light over darkness".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Diwali: "Diwali: Over one billion people mark victory of light over darkness". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/diwali-over-one-billion-people-mark-victory-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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