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Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 10:38 pm
Dutch authorities rescue 38 people adrift in rubber boat — UAE
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The Straight Version

Dutch authorities rescued 38 drifting migrants in a rubber boat.

The UNHINGED Take

Dutch navy's clown parade misses the mark: 38 desperate clods adrift in a flimsy rubber boat while Dutch "heroes" wave like circus muttons.

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The Bottom Line

NO SENSE / 10

Dutch navy's clown parade misses the mark: 38 desperate clods adrift in a flimsy rubber boat while Dutch "heroes" wave like circus muttons.

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Dutch navy's clown parade misses the mark: 38 desperate clods adrift in a flimsy rubber boat while Dutch "heroes" wave like circus muttons. NO SENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/dutch-authorities-rescue-38-people-adrift-in-rubber #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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