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Final distress call with Learjet pilot captured moments before crash

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·2 Nov, 06:49 am
Final distress call with Learjet pilot captured moments before crash — UAE
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The Straight Version

Newly released air traffic control recordings reveal the crew’s urgent mayday calls onboard a Learjet 60 jet

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