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Georgia Senate candidates make final appeals ahead of US midterms

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·3 Nov, 08:34 am
Georgia Senate candidates make final appeals ahead of US midterms — UAE
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The Straight Version

Georgia Senate candidates Jon Ossoff and Mike Collins are making final pitches to voters before the midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Two suits fighting over a glorified seat in a burning circus, desperate to convince anyone their flavor of incompetence is actually worth a ballot. Absolute muppets begging for relevance.

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COLOSSAL WASTE OF OXYGEN / 10

Two suits fighting over a glorified seat in a burning circus, desperate to convince anyone their flavor of incompetence is actually worth a ballot.

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