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The US has terminated Temporary Protected Status for Haitians, leaving New York's Haitian community in a state of uncertainty
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Wallahi, what's wrong with these Americans, kicking people out like they're haggling over the price of a plate of machboos at the souk, don't they know these people have built lives there, it's like they're saying 'shukraan, now get out', mashallah, so much for the land of opportunity
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POLITICS AS USUAL / 10
Wallahi, what's wrong with these Americans, kicking people out like they're haggling over the price of a plate of machboos at the souk, don't they know these people have built lives there, it's like they're saying 'shukraan, now get out', mashallah, so much for the land of opportunity
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Wallahi, what's wrong with these Americans, kicking people out like they're haggling over the price of a plate of machboos at the souk, don't they know these people have built lives there, it's like they're saying 'shukraan, now get out', mashallah, so much for the land
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