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Hebron siege continues for 10th day as Israel threatens wider offensive

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·1 Nov, 05:30 pm
Hebron siege continues for 10th day as Israel threatens wider offensive — UAE
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The Straight Version

Hebron faces $3.8m losses as Israel bombs homes, shuts businesses.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel turns Hebron into a demolition playground, leaving a $3.8m smoking pile. Khaleej Times? Guess it gets nothing to report but receipts.

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The Bottom Line

DISASTER ON A PLATE / 10

Israel turns Hebron into a demolition playground, leaving a $3.8m smoking pile.

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Israel turns Hebron into a demolition playground, leaving a $3.8m smoking pile. DISASTER ON A PLATE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/hebron-siege-continues-for-10th-day-as-israel #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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