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Iran war live: Tankers hit in Hormuz; Trump again says conflict to end soon

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·2 Nov, 12:00 am
Iran war live: Tankers hit in Hormuz; Trump again says conflict to end soon — UAE
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The Straight Version

US president warns Iran to make a deal as IRGC says two tankers have hit mines and caught fire in the Strait of Hormuz.

The UNHINGED Take

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