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Irish government to assess potential for united Ireland

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·30 Oct, 01:01 pm
Irish government to assess potential for united Ireland — UAE
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The Straight Version

The Irish government is reviewing the legal framework required to potentially initiate a referendum on Northern Irish unity.

The UNHINGED Take

Centuries of misery and blood just to let bureaucrats in suits negotiate a border that should have been nuked from orbit decades ago. Absolute muppets playing high-stakes hopscotch with history.

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Centuries of misery and blood just to let bureaucrats in suits negotiate a border that should have been nuked from orbit decades ago.

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Centuries of misery and blood just to let bureaucrats in suits negotiate a border that should have been nuked from orbit decades ago. CLOWN SHOW SPECTACULAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/irish-government-to-assess-potential-for-united-ireland #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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