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Israel voted for Israel: Why Gaza wasn’t on the ballot

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 01:35 pm
Israel voted for Israel: Why Gaza wasn’t on the ballot — UAE
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The Straight Version

Israel votes itself, Gaza still off the ballot.

The UNHINGED Take

Israeli voters smug as camel dung, missing Gaza, while genocide scribbles in margins like calligraphy—none of the political spoils, just a hollow echo, bro. These folks think the desert’s 365 days old.

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The Bottom Line

ABSURD ELECTION HACK /10

Israeli voters smug as camel dung, missing Gaza, while genocide scribbles in margins like calligraphy—none of the political spoils, just a hollow echo, bro.

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Israeli voters smug as camel dung, missing Gaza, while genocide scribbles in margins like calligraphy—none of the political spoils, just a hollow echo, bro. ABSURD ELECTION HACK /10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/israel-voted-for-israel-why-gaza-wasnt-on #NZElection2026 #

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