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Israel’s opposition leaders back Eisenkot to oust Netanyahu

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·3 Nov, 03:00 pm
Israel’s opposition leaders back Eisenkot to oust Netanyahu — UAE
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The Straight Version

Opposition factions back far‑right Eisenkot to unseat Netanyahu, debating alliance with Arab parties.

The UNHINGED Take

Eisenkot’s coup tread more cracks than Dubai streets, while Netanyahu’s grip is like a wilting camel in a desert of loyalty. No wonder he’s a sandbag in a sandstorm of politics.

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BRAIN ROT / 10

Eisenkot’s coup tread more cracks than Dubai streets, while Netanyahu’s grip is like a wilting camel in a desert of loyalty.

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