The Straight Version
President formally asks opposition’s Mahamad Eisenkot to form government after both sides failed to win majority.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu's rouge bloc collapsed; now the king's favorite clown, Eisenkot, is handed the crown, ready to bark out a policy still farther from reality than a desert mirage.

The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10
Netanyahu's rouge bloc collapsed; now the king's favorite clown, Eisenkot, is handed the crown, ready to bark out a policy still farther from reality than a desert mirage.
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Netanyahu's rouge bloc collapsed; now the king's favorite clown, Eisenkot, is handed the crown, ready to bark out a policy still farther from reality than a desert mirage. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/israels-president-tasks-opposition-leader-eisen
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