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Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·1 Nov, 10:10 am
Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’ — UAE
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The Straight Version

Jamaal Bowman claims he would still be in Congress if he had stayed silent.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine blaming silence for your own political suicide instead of your loud-mouthed incompetence. Keep crying into the void while the rest of the country enjoys the sweet sound of your absence.

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COLOSSAL SELF-DELUSION / 10

Imagine blaming silence for your own political suicide instead of your loud-mouthed incompetence.

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