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Lebanon charges 13 over confiscated Hezbollah explosives

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 09:26 am
Lebanon charges 13 over confiscated Hezbollah explosives — UAE
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The Straight Version

Lebanon slaps 13 Hezbollah gunmen with new charges after their stockpile was seized.

The UNHINGED Take

Hezbollah’s shiny ammo now a prison riot, Lebanon crying for Israel while they hoard rockets. Yalla, secrets in this circus are louder than any gunfire.

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Hezbollah’s shiny ammo now a prison riot, Lebanon crying for Israel while they hoard rockets.

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Hezbollah’s shiny ammo now a prison riot, Lebanon crying for Israel while they hoard rockets. CHEAP SHOT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/lebanon-charges-13-over-confiscated-hezbollah-explosives #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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