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Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The National·6 Nov, 07:33 am
Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest — UAE
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The Straight Version

Satellite images reveal new construction and digging near Iran's missile bases.

The UNHINGED Take

Iran's 'covert' construction is as subtle as a screaming infant at 3 AM. Absolute muppets thinking anyone's fooled by their obvious digging.

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The Bottom Line

BLATANTLY OBVIOUS / 10

Iran's 'covert' construction is as subtle as a screaming infant at 3 AM.

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Iran's 'covert' construction is as subtle as a screaming infant at 3 AM. BLATANTLY OBVIOUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/major-construction-ongoing-near-iran-missile-bases-satellite #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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