The Straight Version
Lionel Messi secured back-to-back MLS Golden Boot awards after netting 26 goals for Inter Miami.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the greatest ever and choosing to farm stats against American plumbers in a retirement league. It is less of a trophy and more of a participation ribbon for a glorified safari.
The Bottom Line
RETIREMENT HOME FLEX / 10
Imagine being the greatest ever and choosing to farm stats against American plumbers in a retirement league.
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Imagine being the greatest ever and choosing to farm stats against American plumbers in a retirement league. RETIREMENT HOME FLEX / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/messi-becomes-first-player-to-win-back-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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