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Niger: Guards accused of 'cruel, inhuman' treatment after 33 die in detention

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 01:17 pm
Niger: Guards accused of 'cruel, inhuman' treatment after 33 die in detention — UAE
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The Straight Version

In Niger, guards ignored the panicked cries for help from 33 detainees who died in a detention cell last month. Reports indicate that 72 people were crowded into a poorly ventilated, 20-square-metre space, where dozens slowly suffocated over 11 hours. The cell may have been cleaned and disinfected before it could be investigated. FRANCE 24's correspondent Sam Olukoya has more.

The UNHINGED Take

"Niger: Guards accused of cruel, inhuman treatment after 33 die in detention" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Niger: Guards accused of cruel, inhuman treatment after 33 die in detention" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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