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Nine killed as small jet crashes on Florida street

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 07:12 am
Nine killed as small jet crashes on Florida street — UAE
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The Straight Version

A small jet crashed into a Florida street near Mar‑a‑Lago, killing nine people.

The UNHINGED Take

Duffy’s ‘horrific tragedy’ sounds like a midair funeral for the overpriced guest list at Mar‑a‑Lago. Whack!

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The Bottom Line

MIDAIR INFOMERCIAL / 10

Duffy’s ‘horrific tragedy’ sounds like a midair funeral for the overpriced guest list at Mar‑a‑Lago.

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Duffy’s ‘horrific tragedy’ sounds like a midair funeral for the overpriced guest list at Mar‑a‑Lago. MIDAIR INFOMERCIAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/nine-killed-as-small-jet-crashes-on-florida #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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