The Straight Version
Two helicopters crashed near Mount Everest, killing 1 Indian and injuring 2.
The UNHINGED Take
Mount Everest's sky turned buffet; two helicopters died‑by‑horror, snatching a 47‑year‑old Indian's soul. Bird‑brain pilots stared at the cliff, proving altitude keeps secrets longer than us.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED SKY BRAIN ROT / 10
Mount Everest's sky turned buffet; two helicopters died‑by‑horror, snatching a 47‑year‑old Indian's soul.
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