The Straight Version
Pakistan's army says it is cautiously optimistic about US-Iran mediation.
The UNHINGED Take
Pakistan's bootless brass bets US-Iran talk saves 'em from spoilers, but they'd taste better drowning in their own political stew.
The Bottom Line
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Pakistan's bootless brass bets US-Iran talk saves 'em from spoilers, but they'd taste better drowning in their own political stew.
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Pakistan's bootless brass bets US-Iran talk saves 'em from spoilers, but they'd taste better drowning in their own political stew. SPOILERS ONLY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/pakistan-army-cautiously-optimistic-about-us-iran-mediation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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