The Straight Version
A Pakistani astronaut will join China's Shenzhou-24 mission, marking the first foreign national on their space station.
The UNHINGED Take
Beijing is just picking up hitchhikers now to pretend their orbital junk pile actually has international street cred. Imagine being the first foreigner invited just to be the mandatory space janitor.
The Bottom Line
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Beijing is just picking up hitchhikers now to pretend their orbital junk pile actually has international street cred.
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