The Straight Version
Iranians gathered in Mashhad for the funeral of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
The UNHINGED Take
They’ve got their tongues puckered and their outfits in shade of mourning, watching a man who’s still alive drop a handkerchief in the heat. The regime’s champion has the end-of-roots spectacle scripted like a reality show, just to keep the folks humming their chant. In dry irony the lifer’s supposed death mania is more a smokescreen than a genuine tragedy—just another day of showing terror to a faction that thinks it is unrivaled.
The Bottom Line
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They’ve got their tongues puckered and their outfits in shade of mourning, watching a man who’s still alive drop a handkerchief in the heat.
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