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Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·1 Nov, 10:21 am
Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf — UAE
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The Straight Version

A Qatar Gas Transport Company LNG carrier was struck by unidentified objects while sailing through the Gulf.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine dropping millions on a floating bomb only to let some random mystery projectile turn your multi-billion dollar operation into a glorified pinata. Absolutely cooked levels of maritime incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

MARITIME DISASTER CLASS / 10

Imagine dropping millions on a floating bomb only to let some random mystery projectile turn your multi-billion dollar operation into a glorified pinata.

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Imagine dropping millions on a floating bomb only to let some random mystery projectile turn your multi-billion dollar operation into a glorified pinata. MARITIME DISASTER CLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/qatar-lng-carrier-struck-by-unidentified-objects-in #NZEle

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