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Russian bombing of Ukrainian aid centre kills 24 people: Zelenskyy

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·2 Nov, 06:23 pm
Russian bombing of Ukrainian aid centre kills 24 people: Zelenskyy — UAE
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The Straight Version

Russian minions drop a bomb on a Ukrainian aid centre, killing 24 souls.

The UNHINGED Take

Those Russians play cannonball games with a war machine, ignoring the sweet smell of human suffering. 24 souls drop like left‑over dumpling sticks—little more than shrapnel of their stupid pride.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Those Russians play cannonball games with a war machine, ignoring the sweet smell of human suffering.

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