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Rwanda’s milk bars

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·28 Oct, 08:14 pm
Rwanda’s milk bars — UAE
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The Straight Version

Rwanda's milk bars story barely exists — the headline is so empty it could milk empty water.

The UNHINGED Take

Rwanda's milk bars? You're pulling my leg — this fake-news tease has less substance than watered-up Kumari. Khaleej Times, run your servers into a hole. Absolute egg.

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The Bottom Line

BASIC STORYTELLING / 10

Rwanda's milk bars?

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