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Senators briefed on Trump’s ‘insane’ plan to restart war on Iran

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·30 Oct, 01:01 pm
Senators briefed on Trump’s ‘insane’ plan to restart war on Iran — UAE
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The Straight Version

Senator Chris Murphy warned that Donald Trump allegedly plans to restart conflict with Iran.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump is treating global stability like a reality show script, desperate to incinerate the Middle East just to feel something. Absolute terminal brain rot from a man who thinks diplomacy is a drive-thru.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL SUICIDE / 10

Trump is treating global stability like a reality show script, desperate to incinerate the Middle East just to feel something.

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