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Shops looted as German cost of living protests turn violent

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·1 Nov, 06:30 am
Shops looted as German cost of living protests turn violent — UAE
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The Straight Version

German citizens loot stores during live protests across Berlin, Hamburg, Frankfurt, and France.

The UNHINGED Take

German rebels hit every shop like a double‑decker drone, cash‑spree crusade. Politicians clutch selfies while chalking their big‑bucks swagger, watching Paris do the fragile double‑cross.

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BRAIN MASH / 10

German rebels hit every shop like a double‑decker drone, cash‑spree crusade.

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