The Straight Version
Senior Rapid Support Forces commander Siddiq Ander says he has defected, in an exclusive video obtained by Al Jazeera.
The UNHINGED Take
"Sudan RSF commander defects from Hemedti’s forces" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Sudan RSF commander defects from Hemedti’s forces" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Sudan RSF commander defects from Hemedti’s forces" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/sudan-rsf-commander-defects-from-hemedtis-forces #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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