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Syria considering entry into Mecca defence pact, says foreign minister

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·31 Oct, 02:20 pm
Syria considering entry into Mecca defence pact, says foreign minister — UAE
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The Straight Version

Syria is contemplating joining the Mecca defense pact with Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan.

The UNHINGED Take

Damascus' foreign minister pivoting like a lost chess piece, lining up with Turkiye, Saudi, Pakistan, hoping Syria's 'strategic' gambit beats its own economic checkmate.

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Damascus' foreign minister pivoting like a lost chess piece, lining up with Turkiye, Saudi, Pakistan, hoping Syria's 'strategic' gambit beats its own economic checkmate.

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