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Trump approval rating near record low on eve of US midterm elections: Poll

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·2 Nov, 11:05 pm
Trump approval rating near record low on eve of US midterm elections: Poll — UAE
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The Straight Version

Trump’s approval rating in Reuters/Ipsos poll slumps to 32%.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s own fan club can’t even keep a 32% pulse; Khaleej Times says he’s basically a meme in a suit, stuck between a power‑gulp and a midlife crisis.

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STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10

Trump’s own fan club can’t even keep a 32% pulse; Khaleej Times says he’s basically a meme in a suit, stuck between a power‑gulp and a midlife crisis.

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Trump’s own fan club can’t even keep a 32% pulse; Khaleej Times says he’s basically a meme in a suit, stuck between a power‑gulp and a midlife crisis. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/trump-approval-rating-near-record-low-on-eve #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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