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Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·30 Oct, 12:44 am
Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’ — UAE
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The Straight Version

Trump cancels in‑person Iowa and Kansas rallies, opting for 20‑state ‘tele‑rallies’ per RNC.

The UNHINGED Take

The shifted stage from Iowa to a 20‑state cable feed is Trump’s RV‑lite, sending his base to a sterile screen while the RNC pockets the premium ad slots.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

The shifted stage from Iowa to a 20‑state cable feed is Trump’s RV‑lite, sending his base to a sterile screen while the RNC pockets the premium ad slots.

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The shifted stage from Iowa to a 20‑state cable feed is Trump’s RV‑lite, sending his base to a sterile screen while the RNC pockets the premium ad slots. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/trump-cancels-iowa-kansas-midterm-events-opts-for #NZElection2

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