The Straight Version
Two high-speed trains collided in Toledo province, forcing the suspension of services between Madrid and Andalusia.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending billions on high-speed rail just to have your trains play bumper cars like absolute muppets. Spanish engineering is clearly just an expensive way to turn commuters into human pinball.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD LOGISTICS / 10
Imagine spending billions on high-speed rail just to have your trains play bumper cars like absolute muppets.
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