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๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช UAEยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 09:01 am
๐Ÿ”ด Two high-speed trains collide in Spain, halting traffic on Madrid-Andalusia line โ€” UAE
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The Straight Version

Two high-speed trains collided on the Madrid-Andalusia line, causing major travel disruptions across Spain.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending billions on bullet trains just to recreate a toddler's toy crash. Absolute incompetence on tracks for the Spanish engineering muppets.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL RAIL FAIL / 10

Imagine spending billions on bullet trains just to recreate a toddler's toy crash.

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Imagine spending billions on bullet trains just to recreate a toddler's toy crash. TOTAL RAIL FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/two-high-speed-trains-collide-in-spain-halting #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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