The Straight Version
Two high-speed trains collided on the Madrid-Andalusia line, causing major travel disruptions across Spain.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending billions on bullet trains just to recreate a toddler's toy crash. Absolute incompetence on tracks for the Spanish engineering muppets.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL RAIL FAIL / 10
Imagine spending billions on bullet trains just to recreate a toddler's toy crash.
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