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US midterm voting begins in high-stakes test of Trump’s presidency

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·3 Nov, 02:42 pm
US midterm voting begins in high-stakes test of Trump’s presidency — UAE
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The Straight Version

Voting is underway across the US, testing Trump’s hold on Congress.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s Republicans are clinging to Trump’s throne like a broken camel's hump, hoping the next election will reboot their empire. They’re missing the joke.

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The Bottom Line

NUMBERS ON FIRE / 10

Trump’s Republicans are clinging to Trump’s throne like a broken camel's hump, hoping the next election will reboot their empire.

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Trump’s Republicans are clinging to Trump’s throne like a broken camel's hump, hoping the next election will reboot their empire. NUMBERS ON FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/us-midterm-voting-begins-in-high-stakes-test #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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