The Straight Version
US midterm election results start arriving Tuesday, but final counts could drag on for days.
The UNHINGED Take
The world's biggest superpower acts like a bankrupt corner store struggling with a calculator. Watching these clowns fumble basic democracy while the planet waits is an absolute embarrassment.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL SYSTEM FAILURE / 10
The world's biggest superpower acts like a bankrupt corner store struggling with a calculator.
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