The Straight Version
Hakeem Jeffries is poised to become the House speaker, possibly the first Black legislator in that spot.
The UNHINGED Take
Jeffries palming the podium while the progressives try to keep his cool, but it’s clear his call for unity feels like a coked-out Kardashian stare‑down in the Chamber. Straight chaos.
The Bottom Line
WASHINGTON DUMMIES / 10
Jeffries palming the podium while the progressives try to keep his cool, but it’s clear his call for unity feels like a coked-out Kardashian stare‑down in the Chamber.
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