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Why is Russia sending fighter jets and air defences to Ethiopia?

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·29 Oct, 12:32 pm
Why is Russia sending fighter jets and air defences to Ethiopia? — UAE
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The Straight Version

Russia is exporting fighter jets and air defense systems to Ethiopia to secure arms revenue and geopolitical influence.

The UNHINGED Take

Moscow is out here selling scrap metal to Ethiopia like a desperate car dealer in Sharjah, hoping a few rusty MiGs will buy them a seat at the big table.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

Moscow is out here selling scrap metal to Ethiopia like a desperate car dealer in Sharjah, hoping a few rusty MiGs will buy them a seat at the big table.

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