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Will the US resume its attacks on Iran?

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·4 Nov, 08:25 pm
Will the US resume its attacks on Iran? — UAE
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The Straight Version

US threatens to resume strikes on Iran; Tehran vows maximum deterrence.

The UNHINGED Take

US thinks it can juggle nukes like a toddler's toys. Tehran's ready to unleash a giant deterrence—like a sandstorm that wipes out the entire playpen. Reality check: it's a nightmare zone.

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US thinks it can juggle nukes like a toddler's toys.

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