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Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine

🇦🇪 UAE·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Khaleej Times·5 Nov, 04:49 am
Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine — UAE
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The Straight Version

Zelenskyy seeks US aid boost from Democratic Congress amid Russia war.

The UNHINGED Take

When Zelenskyy drools over Democrats, they abscond like UAE souk thieves—handing cash to none, letting Russia feast on war.

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FANATICS ONLY / 10

When Zelenskyy drools over Democrats, they abscond like UAE souk thieves—handing cash to none, letting Russia feast on war.

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When Zelenskyy drools over Democrats, they abscond like UAE souk thieves—handing cash to none, letting Russia feast on war. FANATICS ONLY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ae/zelenskyy-hopes-democratic-congress-will-bring-more-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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