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Adrián Villar cambia su versión sobre la muerte de Lizeth Marzano: “Puse mi pie en el acelerador y ahí todo es muy confuso”

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Infobae·28 Oct, 05:28 am
Adrián Villar cambia su versión sobre la muerte de Lizeth Marzano: “Puse mi pie en el acelerador y ahí todo es muy confuso” — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Adrián Villar claims he hit accelerator, causing two impacts while ignoring stomach cramps during Lizeth Marzano's fatal crash.

The UNHINGED Take

Villar, the ‘accelerate‑and‑curdle’ goat, blames stomach pain while his car murders Lizeth. Spanish‑sauce ego ain’t worth a dent in the road.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Villar, the ‘accelerate‑and‑curdle’ goat, blames stomach pain while his car murders Lizeth.

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Villar, the ‘accelerate‑and‑curdle’ goat, blames stomach pain while his car murders Lizeth. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/adri-n-villar-cambia-su-versi-n-sobre #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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