The Straight Version
Polo instructor Eduardo Amaya claims players should train specifically on how to fall off their horses safely.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so loaded you pay someone to teach you how to hit the dirt without ruining your designer breeches. Just fall off, you posh circus midgets.
The Bottom Line
DELUSIONAL PRIVILEGED NONSENSE / 10
Imagine being so loaded you pay someone to teach you how to hit the dirt without ruining your designer breeches.
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