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Argentina farmers evacuate cattle by boat as El Nino escalates

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 09:17 am
Argentina farmers evacuate cattle by boat as El Nino escalates — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Argentine farmers are loading cattle onto boats as El Nino induced floods submerge their grazing land.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching cows take a luxury cruise while the economy sinks is the peak of our pathetic national tragedy. Nature decided the steak needed a bath before we can no longer afford it.

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The Bottom Line

WET ASSET COLLAPSE / 10

Watching cows take a luxury cruise while the economy sinks is the peak of our pathetic national tragedy.

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