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Atlético de Madrid - Bayern de Múnich, en directo: Harry Kane se estrena como visitante en un feudo ‘maldito’ para los alemanes

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Infobae·3 Nov, 06:53 pm
Atlético de Madrid - Bayern de Múnich, en directo: Harry Kane se estrena como visitante en un feudo ‘maldito’ para los alemanes — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Harry Kane made his first Bayern match as visitor for Atlético.

The UNHINGED Take

Kane’s debut lit up Atlético’s stadium, while Bayern’s fans still think a goal equals a miracle. This garbage show proves German pride is now entirely a spectator sport, molotovs included.

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The Bottom Line

CRAZY ARDENT DISASTER / 10

Kane’s debut lit up Atlético’s stadium, while Bayern’s fans still think a goal equals a miracle.

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Kane’s debut lit up Atlético’s stadium, while Bayern’s fans still think a goal equals a miracle. CRAZY ARDENT DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/atl-tico-de-madrid-bayern-de-m-nich #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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