The Straight Version
Boozer hit his first triple-double as the Grizzlies routed the Blazers.
The UNHINGED Take
That 18-12-12 signal blazes like a cumbia on fire, but the Blazers still look like they're stuck in a limbo drone of angst. Boozer's flares only prove the league's serum is stale.
The Bottom Line
CATTLE BURNING SCHOOL / 10
That 18-12-12 signal blazes like a cumbia on fire, but the Blazers still look like they're stuck in a limbo drone of angst.
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That 18-12-12 signal blazes like a cumbia on fire, but the Blazers still look like they're stuck in a limbo drone of angst. CATTLE BURNING SCHOOL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/boozer-logra-su-1er-triple-doble-en-triunfo #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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